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My name's Ehmpay. I am Kevin Rudd's political advisor. By viewing this webpage you hereby sign your soul to Kevin Rudd.

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January 4 2013 6:27 PM

Look at the luscious locks

Look at the luscious locks

October 15 2012 10:40 PM · 2 notes

Wattup

I’m sorry I abandoned you all in a time of need. Many things have happened while I was away. 

I discovered instagram 

I found a baby and we ended up forming a special bond

I rolled up my slacks and told a man where to go

I got stopped in the middle of a street for a quick pic and an autograph 

And I also experienced some sadness while I suffered through the pain of an ill cat

but best of all………………….

IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY PARTY TIME BITCHES  SMOKE WEED DRINK ALL DAY I DONT CARE IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY 420

Vote 1 for Kevin. 

October 15 2012 10:28 PM

I love you all you’re still her e wow u r all tru believers !

September 16 2012 7:58 PM · 6,239 notes

johnwaters:

3 fantastic potential band names

johnwaters:

3 fantastic potential band names

(via newborninfant-deactivated201211)

July 22 2012 1:05 AM

Anonymous asked: You need to stop.

July 22 2012 1:01 AM

Kevin Rudd approves. Vote 1 for Kevin. 

July 22 2012 1:01 AM · 1,624 notes

pizzashit:

ssunwashighsowasi:

the dog

the gun

Kevin Rudd promises to create bejazzling services for pink female guns. Vote 1 for Kevin. 

pizzashit:

ssunwashighsowasi:

the dog

the gun

Kevin Rudd promises to create bejazzling services for pink female guns. Vote 1 for Kevin. 

(Source: summermixtape, via sociopathic-italian-grandmas)

July 22 2012 12:58 AM · 14,341 notes

Because every dog deserves some bitches and a scooter. Vote 1 for Kevin.

Because every dog deserves some bitches and a scooter. Vote 1 for Kevin.

(via kanyewesticle)

July 22 2012 12:57 AM · 4,207 notes

Kevin Rudd will reclaim tumblr fame. With your help, we can make sure that every fetus has their standard 6 reblogs. Vote 1 for Kevin. 

Kevin Rudd will reclaim tumblr fame. With your help, we can make sure that every fetus has their standard 6 reblogs. Vote 1 for Kevin. 

(Source: viarga, via swagapino-deactivated20120730)

July 22 2012 12:51 AM · 186,054 notes

Kevin Rudd promises he will provide free oral sex lessons to persons under 25 taught by this man. Vote 1 for Kevin. 

Kevin Rudd promises he will provide free oral sex lessons to persons under 25 taught by this man. Vote 1 for Kevin. 

(Source: die-cold, via kanyewesticle)